爆笑﹕史上最牛的英文情书

Dear wang litte girl:
From see you one eye,I shit love you。Your eyes close,I die;your eyes open,I come back to live.Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
I think I should introduce myself to you.I call Li old big. toyear 25.My home four mouth people:papa,mama,I and DD.I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest.I do early **** every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.Please come to eat and sleep with me,or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
your old big
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亲爱的王小姐:
自从见你第一眼,我便爱上你,你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛睁开,我又活过来了,你眼睛眨呀眨,我就死去活来。也许你还不认识我,没有关系,一见钟情很流行
我想应该介绍一下自己。我叫李老大,今年25。我家有四口人:爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟,我打字很快,因为我是电脑高手,我甚至还当过黑客呢。我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你.请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。
 你的老大

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